Made me laugh so hard

Google voice emails a translation of voice mail messages. This is one Trevor received regarding a couch we were buying:

Hi Jojo, this is a I was calling to return your phone calls. Yeah, I was just calling for it's office. Thanks, When you enter the apartment complex. If you have to find my name in the drapery effect. I mentioned in the mail. Please call me when you need to you. Your house so that I know you're on your late fee. Thank you. Bye.

I begged Trevor to read it to me again and again. I laughed so hard that I cried. We didn't buy the couch, by the way. We got this awesome red one instead (embellishments mine).

Guess it isn't really that great of a photo of the couch.